It has come to my attention that, according to the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, "any device designed
to circumvent a copyprotection scheme" is completely
illegal and banned. Therefore, I now call down the
wrath of any gods (good/evil) who may be listening upon those most dishonorable people who designed such laws, and also the fine company "Digital Convergence," for stomping on little helpless programmers everywhere.
Please accept the following story in lieu of my