Useful Phrases for the Kommon Ork

Here are a few phrases and suchlike that were requested by various friends for 'canned' use. Perhaps you shall find them useful as well as examples of the robustness of the Orkish Language.

• You come meet me at _____
• vuhk hkin=ziv-ihkls ruhk-Location_Name.
• We give death to our enemies
• auls irn hket-tu auls-nels.
• You are an ork-friend now
• vuhk hkuls-hkals et
• I am an ork-hero
• ihkls hkuls-vehki!
• Give me magic NOW.
• ihkls irn-ET zahk.
• Give me food and drink.
• vuhk irn-hkls vut, rehk.
• Please heal me.
• vuhk vahk-rels ihkls.
• die, Elf-Friend!
• hke nels-hkals!!
• ha ha ha
• hkahk hkahk!
• I must go now.
• ihkls hku*-et RL.
• *hku means 'go'.. as there wasn't a word for it in orkish.
• My parents are so foolish
• ihkls-zuls=iv-hkati.
• I wield Great Magicks!
• ihkls tehki vehk-tarhk-zahk!!
• My phone line is broken!
• ihkls TEL#*-hkate, ihkls-rehken.
• *TEL# is = to phone line.